A Night on
the (Velvet) Ropes
After
the Big Fight, the Real Contenders Go Out Swinging
With Rock Newman
By Roxanne Roberts and Laura Thomas
Washington Post Staff Writers
Monday, June 13, 2005
It's 1:10 a.m. Sunday, and we've been waiting in the lobby
of the Loews L'Enfant Plaza Hotel for more than an hour. We're pretty
sure the hotel staffers think we're hookers. (At least we don't
look like tourists.) Just before we're about to slink out, Rock
Newman bursts in, dispensing kisses and ready to roll.
We skipped
Mike Tyson's fight but had a midnight date with Newman for the after-parties.
The boxing match was just a warm-up; the test of a real champ is
to muscle your way into the VIP spots and sip Cristal with Diddy.
If anybody can get us in, Newman can. He's a walking AmEx black
card.
Boxing
promoter, entrepreneur, political insider. Knows everybody. Goes
everywhere. He was in D.C. this past week as adviser and spokesman
for Tyson's promoters.
So, we're
riding with Rock. We assumed there'd be a white stretch limo, but
no. Rock is rolling in a new $165,000 emerald green Bentley GT (much
like the one Ben Affleck bought Jennifer Lopez), which Euro Motorcars
lent him for the week in hopes he'd fall in love. The car itself
is like a celebrity: showing off and breaking rules. "It's
awesome," Newman tells us. "It's been stopping the show
all week." We've been in it 10 minutes, and we're already feeling
like we deserve to park any [expletive] place we want.
P. Diddy
aka Puff Daddy aka Sean Combs is rumored to be at Dream, but we're
going to H2O on the waterfront because Tyson is expected to show
up. No one knows when, but we pull up to a scene straight out of
a 50 Cent video : police lights flashing, helicopter overhead, a
crowd of at least 1,000 held behind barriers, and cops breaking
up street fights and diverting traffic. Newman sticks his head out
of the window, and one officer -- recognizing Rock instantly-- waves
the Bentley, along with his three other vehicles, through the roadblock.
The fire
marshal has already shut down access to the club when Newman steps
up with his entourage of 10. A few words are exchanged, and suddenly
we all climb under the police tape and make a beeline for the entrance.
Rock never gets mad, never pulls rank, just good-naturedly assumes
everyone will give him what he wants. And they do. "Face time,"
he explains.
A couple
hundred people hover near the door, all trying to be someone or
see someone. "Rock!" shouts one. "Rock!" calls
another. The crowd parts for him. He has a beard, he's wearing a
white tunic and pants -- he's starting to look like Moses with a
cell phone.
It takes
four security guards to deliver us to the back room, where about
400 VIPs are packed in, booty to booty. We spot Wizards star Gilbert
Arenas behind eight bottles of Cristal chilling in a huge bowl in
front of a private banquette.
Rock
introduces us to "the most famous pimp in the country,"
Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan. "I'm here in support
of Mike Tyson," the Archbishop says. "He's a personal
friend."
He's
wearing a giant gold and diamond "Magic" ring on his right
hand and a gold "Juan" on the left, accessories for a
gold suit and hat covered with images from the Sistine Chapel. "God
told me in 1985 to give up prostitutes," says the Archbishop,
who lives in Beverly Hills. "Now I'm Snoop Dogg's spiritual
adviser."
It's
hot and crowded and almost 2:30 a.m., so we bag hope of seeing Tyson
and head out. The crowd outside has grown and is restless. "Happy
bedlam," grins Rock. Suddenly, a large woman in a pink dress
grabs our arm.
"Are
you leaving?" she demands. "Can I have your VIP bracelet?"
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