A Night on
the (Velvet) Ropes
After the
Big Fight, the Real Contenders Go Out Swinging
With Rock Newman
By Roxanne Roberts and Laura Thomas
Washington Post Staff Writers
Monday, June 13, 2005
It's 1:10 a.m. Sunday, and we've been waiting in the lobby of the
Loews L'Enfant Plaza Hotel for more than an hour. We're pretty sure
the hotel staffers think we're hookers. (At least we don't look like
tourists.) Just before we're about to slink out, Rock Newman bursts
in, dispensing kisses and ready to roll.
We skipped Mike
Tyson's fight but had a midnight date with Newman for the after-parties.
The boxing match was just a warm-up; the test of a real champ is to
muscle your way into the VIP spots and sip Cristal with Diddy. If
anybody can get us in, Newman can. He's a walking AmEx black card.
Boxing promoter,
entrepreneur, political insider. Knows everybody. Goes everywhere.
He was in D.C. this past week as adviser and spokesman for Tyson's
promoters.
So, we're riding
with Rock. We assumed there'd be a white stretch limo, but no. Rock
is rolling in a new $165,000 emerald green Bentley GT (much like
the one Ben Affleck bought Jennifer Lopez), which Euro Motorcars
lent him for the week in hopes he'd fall in love. The car itself
is like a celebrity: showing off and breaking rules. "It's
awesome," Newman tells us. "It's been stopping the show
all week." We've been in it 10 minutes, and we're already feeling
like we deserve to park any [expletive] place we want.
P. Diddy aka
Puff Daddy aka Sean Combs is rumored to be at Dream, but we're going
to H2O on the waterfront because Tyson is expected to show up. No
one knows when, but we pull up to a scene straight out of a 50 Cent
video : police lights flashing, helicopter overhead, a crowd of
at least 1,000 held behind barriers, and cops breaking up street
fights and diverting traffic. Newman sticks his head out of the
window, and one officer -- recognizing Rock instantly-- waves the
Bentley, along with his three other vehicles, through the roadblock.
The fire marshal
has already shut down access to the club when Newman steps up with
his entourage of 10. A few words are exchanged, and suddenly we
all climb under the police tape and make a beeline for the entrance.
Rock never gets mad, never pulls rank, just good-naturedly assumes
everyone will give him what he wants. And they do. "Face time,"
he explains.
A couple hundred
people hover near the door, all trying to be someone or see someone.
"Rock!" shouts one. "Rock!" calls another. The
crowd parts for him. He has a beard, he's wearing a white tunic
and pants -- he's starting to look like Moses with a cell phone.
It takes four
security guards to deliver us to the back room, where about 400
VIPs are packed in, booty to booty. We spot Wizards star Gilbert
Arenas behind eight bottles of Cristal chilling in a huge bowl in
front of a private banquette.
Rock introduces
us to "the most famous pimp in the country," Archbishop
Don "Magic" Juan. "I'm here in support of Mike Tyson,"
the Archbishop says. "He's a personal friend."
He's wearing
a giant gold and diamond "Magic" ring on his right hand
and a gold "Juan" on the left, accessories for a gold
suit and hat covered with images from the Sistine Chapel. "God
told me in 1985 to give up prostitutes," says the Archbishop,
who lives in Beverly Hills. "Now I'm Snoop Dogg's spiritual
adviser."
It's hot and
crowded and almost 2:30 a.m., so we bag hope of seeing Tyson and
head out. The crowd outside has grown and is restless. "Happy
bedlam," grins Rock. Suddenly, a large woman in a pink dress
grabs our arm.
"Are
you leaving?" she demands. "Can I have your VIP bracelet?"
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